This picture makes me cry!

This picture makes me cry!
Thought it was time to change my picture

Monday, July 23, 2007

SALE ALERT

Just a little tid bit of info - Victoria Secret is having there semi-annual sale so they have huge bins of bras for $12.99 - just this weekend I bought RED (oh yeah), black, white and pink - the RED was for Trixie, pink for Barbie and black/white ones were for Steph...........I'm in Texas so things may be different across the country but you should really hit that store - nothing gives you boobies like VS or God - but obviously God chose not to give me boobies.......instead of boobies I got a double helping of ass.........why, why, why?????

3 comments:

Diet Coke and Zingers said...

Steph, you shouldn't have stood in Heaven's "ass line" twice if you didn't want a double helping. I personally stood in the "gut line" three times and completely missed the ass line... you should see mine, FLAT as a pancake so be happy that you HAVE one! BTW- I like the idea of writing our weight loss stories... ESPECIALLY yours because you are a HUGE LOSER!... I mean really, you have done an amazing thing and I personally would love to hear about your journey.

Swizzlepop said...

You took my ass helping! I was wondering who took it and now I know it was you/Trixie/Barbie! Although with 3 personas I guess you need a little extra ass ;p.

So I know who Trixie is and Barbie but now I'm beginning to wonder if we know Steph yet? I think we need a little recap of who's who please :)

Steph said...

Okay - I think I'm gonna have to do an official post on the whole psycho clan of alter egos that I carry around......hmmmm, here is a taste of what it will sound like.......I was born a poor black boy.....okay - kidding.......my next post is gonna clarify but trust me.....you aren't missing much cause Steph is a bore!!