This picture makes me cry!

This picture makes me cry!
Thought it was time to change my picture

Friday, July 27, 2007

***Calling All Barbies***

I want to start by saying that I am having so much freakin fun picking out Barbies - suddenly I have digressed to that of a 6 year old child that is visiting the toy store at Christmas..........not only am I having fun but I am incredibly flattered and so pumped that we have all joined in the fun!!! The list has been rolling all morning so I thought that I should start a formal list of who all has joined forces - here goes:

Swizzlepop - Old School Goth Barbie
Colette - Radiant Redhead Barbie
Weightbgone - Nature Barbie - don't forget her Grizzly Adam Ken Doll
Jo - Salsa Barbie
Amanda - Gym Bunny Barbie
Candace - Scarlett O'Hara Barbie
Melanie - Way Out West Barbie
Mtngirlincali - Triathalon Barbie

So if you are interested in taking the Barbie Oath and being part of the Barbie Brigade all you have to do is pick a Barbie out and take the oath - here it is:

the Barbie must promise to uphold the Barbie ways which include whining when you feel like it, being bitchy on cue and knowing that NO MATTER WHAT or WHO (yeah even if she is a rich, plastic surgery induced, exercise obsessed, bubble head) comes across your path - that you are Barbie.....beautiful and worthy!!! Size 6 or 60, Porsche or Pinto, flat belly and good boobs or pannus and dried prunes - we are AWESOME!!



2Phat said...

I am AARP Barbie.
This Barbie does not put up with anyone's sh*t. She has saggy boobs, varicose veins, paunch in the belly, wrinkle or two on her face, a few age spots on the hands, and a hairstyle that has streaks of grey or at least grey roots - I looked and looked and through all the stuff that came with her, but I still cannot find the cans of Aqua net she use to get her hair to stay in that hideous bob (that thing has a life of it's own and could deflect bullets better than Wonder Woman's wrist bands).

She comes accessorized with a boring necklace, reading glasses on a neck chain, granny panties, support hose, and a sturdy pair of sensible lilac flats. Comes complete with balding, mid-life crisis, Viagra Ken and needy aging in-laws that live next door.

Steph said...

OH MY GOSH - That is absolutely hysterical I love it!!! LMAO - these people at work think I have totally lost it!!

Swizzlepop said...

LMAO ot 2phat's Barbie. I love it! Check out my latest post, I'm making Barbie's if anyone is interested. I already have your's Steph. Will reveal later today!

I want to change my name please. I'd like to be Vampira Barbie (she's one of my alter egos - shhhh don't tell).

Comes complete with dark flowing robes, cleavage galore, poison ring, pointy pole dancer stiletto shoes, blood red lips and nails, tattoos, piercings, death stare, sarcasm, evil grin, agelessness (I refuse to acknowledge my "real" age), fluffy dog and Outsiders Greaser Ken.

NCChris said...

Love it!!

Steph said...

Oh God - make it stop......I am rolling at my desk today - getting nothing accomplished but laughing my ass off!!! This is greatness - Vampira my Barbie toting a pannus......cause I am a pannus toting, pruning swinging, bitchin hot Barbie!!!

Calyn said...

I want to take the Barbie oath! But I do not have a name yet...any suggestions??

Steph said...


You are Wonder Woman Barbie - you amaze me with your ability to bounce back every day regardless of how you feel or what life throws at you - that is so amazing - what tennacity! You also have the ability to use your secret powers aka wine to chill out after a hard day of fighting crime and come complete with invisible jet, invincible body and an iron will that beats anything that you come up against - not to mention you got that smokin' hot WW body - the WW stands for WonderWoman BTW - LOL

Calyn said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE my Barbie name!!! You are the best ((hugs)) ;)

Steph said...

Calyn - I am sooooo glad that you love her - I love her invicible jet......super cool!!! You go Wonder Woman (yeah I sang it to your theme song in my head!)

bonita said...

Oh how fun! Count me in! Count me in! I'm thinking of a name... Hmm, how about Curvacious Mama Barbie!

This Curvacious Mama Barbie has beautiful Latina hips (that move to the rhythm of the music), great looking twins ;-), picks her head up high, and struts her way down the street! (hmm, that sounds good!)