Barbie Has BOOBS!!!

Hi all!! Wow I really missed you guys so much! Friday was a day of utter insanity.......picture me in my tricked out Trixie wardrobe only to be deployed to one of our construction sites for the WHOLE DAMN DAY!!! WTF - boys these boots weren't made for mud.......oh my gosh. So that left me pretty much out of the loop - the only good thing that was happening was the new engineer that was sporting the backhoe had a really NICE backhoe - wink, wink!! I think he was mentally "feeling me up" until I tripped and fell in the mud.........yep, classy is what I am! I also was wearing a white shirt.......hmmmmm - it was oh so obvious!

After struggling with that mess all day I was wiped out so I hit the mall. I really needed a "for real Trixie" moment and I knew that it wasn't going to happen in a shirt that had dried mud flaking off of it. I hit Victoria Secret and bought this amazing bra that makes me look like I have boobs - what a concept!! NO girls, I'm talking in my throat boobs..........and it was red too!! Next I hit Old Navy and bought this really cute top and then to American Eagle for some shoes!! Then I made the mad dash for Sears so that I could change clothes in their bathroom - God that was disgusting!! I felt like a hooker or something........like I should be shaving my arm pits in their sink and then air drying under the hand dryer.........ewwwwww!! You should have seen the looks that I got when I emerged from the bathroom aka Barbie's Glamour Shop........I actually was a little proud! I used tissue paper to blot off some of the oil/sweat from my face.........used eyeshadow from the bottom of my purse and freshened up my blush and lipstick with the same tube - it was really quite a sight! Why in the hell I went through all this trouble I have no idea.......but I can tell you that when I walked in that stall I felt like shit and looked like it! But when I emerged I felt like Trixie.

What do you ask, did I do with my super sexy self - hmmmmm, did I dance it up all night? Did I go get a drink and wait for the offers to roll in? Did I go home and have jungle sex???? F*ck NO - I went to bingo with my inlaws............god I am pathetic! I do have to say that the one good thing about bingo is that I am by far the youngest and thinnest woman in there and those poor young guys that work there are typically all over me..............it is kind of flattering - I know I'm awful!! The only problem is that they blatantly flirt in front of the inlaws - makes it a little tense at the table!! Oh yeah - I also won $150.00 - guess I got kudos for hanging with the inlaws!! So with my winnings I went shopping again on Saturday.........more bras and some really cute tops! It was a lot of fun and I realized how much I needed some me time. After my shopping excursion I threw a suprise party for my mother in law and then hubby and I came home and watched Collette's "movie" - sorry you probably didn't want to know that!! I am attributing it to the new bra - something about red!!!

Yesterday I got a nasty stomach bug so I was pretty much down for the count........I think it might have had something to do with shoving my ass into my size 2 jeans.......I was soooooo excited to be able to get back into them but I've got another 5 pounds or so before they feel like they used to. Now don't freak when I say size 2 - first they are American Eagle AND they stretch so probably not a fair 2 but I don't give a shit cause that is what the tag says!!! I told hubby on Saturday morning "my day will determined on if I can get these jeans on" - his reponse was "good luck" to which I said "thanks". He came back with "I was wishing myself luck not you" - poor guy - I wonder some days how he puts up with my obsessive compulsive behavior! So I crammed my ass into the jeans - victorous but looks like I'm gonna have to up my parking garage walking!

I have a ton of catching up to do and I can't wait to read all your posts - hope you had a great weekend!