This picture makes me cry!

This picture makes me cry!
Thought it was time to change my picture

Friday, July 27, 2007

New Barbie Alert

Oh my gosh - this is so damn funny - I almost fell out of my chair and I had to share it with my fellow Barbie peeps!

***This is from 2Phat aka AARP Barbie***

I am AARP Barbie.This Barbie does not put up with anyone's sh*t. She has saggy boobs, varicose veins, paunch in the belly, wrinkle or two on her face, a few age spots on the hands, and a hairstyle that has streaks of grey or at least grey roots - I looked and looked and through all the stuff that came with her, but I still cannot find the cans of Aqua net she use to get her hair to stay in that hideous bob (that thing has a life of it's own and could deflect bullets better than Wonder Woman's wrist bands). She comes accessorized with a boring necklace, reading glasses on a neck chain, granny panties, support hose, and a sturdy pair of sensible lilac flats. Comes complete with balding, mid-life crisis, Viagra Ken and needy aging in-laws that live next door.

13 comments:

NCChris said...

TEE HEE! Love it! Somebody find a picture of that!
-Chris

Swizzlepop said...

I love the Barbie Brigade!!!!!!!!!

Jo said...

OMG that's hilarious 2phat!!

Candace said...

Too funny! I can't wait to see swizzles Barbie's.

2phat said...

Oh yeah... forgot to mention that mid-life crisis Ken also comes with a spanky new ego-boosting motorcycle.

MMalloy said...

This is hilarious!! I need a Barbie! I will be thinking hard!

Melanie said...

Ladies all I can say is we rock! There is no stopping us now! ;-)

Steph said...

Mall - you are Pink Hope Barbie - you support and encourage - you inspire......I'm being real here - when I read that you were training for the breast cancer race I almost cried.......(sorry all not trying to bring us down) You are a classy, beautiful, inspring Barbie that has an important message!!! Even with all of that you still get to be bitchy and whiny - people just love YOU for it!!! Let me know what ya think!

MMalloy said...

Steph, I love it! Raising awareness and spreading hope is one of my passions! Thanks :)

Colette said...

ROTFLMAO @ AARP BARBIE!!!


Quote for the day:
I want to be Barbie, that BITCH has EVERYTHING!!

Colette said...

Hey Steph...we have to think up a Barbie for Diet Coke and Zingers since she is on Vaca and missing all the fun!! Maybe make her Mother Hubbard Barbie...LOL Complete with a mess of kids and a SHOE!!! HAHAHA......

Steph said...

Red - I love it Mother Hubbard Barbie - perfecto!! We are more alike than you know cause I was just thinking the same thing about Diet Coke!!!

Colette said...

OMG thats sooooooo scarey!!!! HAHA...

I love it...The BARBIE BRIGADE!! hehe