Oh my gosh - this is so damn funny - I almost fell out of my chair and I had to share it with my fellow Barbie peeps!
***This is from 2Phat aka AARP Barbie***
I am AARP Barbie.This Barbie does not put up with anyone's sh*t. She has saggy boobs, varicose veins, paunch in the belly, wrinkle or two on her face, a few age spots on the hands, and a hairstyle that has streaks of grey or at least grey roots - I looked and looked and through all the stuff that came with her, but I still cannot find the cans of Aqua net she use to get her hair to stay in that hideous bob (that thing has a life of it's own and could deflect bullets better than Wonder Woman's wrist bands). She comes accessorized with a boring necklace, reading glasses on a neck chain, granny panties, support hose, and a sturdy pair of sensible lilac flats. Comes complete with balding, mid-life crisis, Viagra Ken and needy aging in-laws that live next door.