Okay it's probably not a good sign when you have a writer's block for your weight loss blog. Hmmmm what does that say about my progress?? Well I can tell you that I'm down 6 pounds. Not great but it's better than gaining 6 pounds I guess?? I wish that I could tell you that it was attributed to diet and exercise......hell I wish I could tell you it was due to diet pills but I can't. It's definitely not anything I've done......maybe for once the f-ing gods are smiling on me and my flabby butt. I would say that I deserve some good karma after the weekend of "teething hell" that I just went through with Will. OH MY GOD!!! No one told me that it would be like that - if that child could have found a way to crawl back inside of my belly, he would have been there. I didn't put him down for 2 days straight. It was definitely a weekend to remember and to think about next time baby fever strikes!
So what are my big plans for the upcoming week in weight loss land........hmmmmm - all kinds of things run through my head but I won't put them out here for fear of getting banned from the internet. I guess I should say, in my most Barbie voice, "I plan to eat healthy and only eat until satisfied". Or I could say, "I plan to fit in at least 4 30 minute sessions of cardio this week". Shit - yeah right. My only source of cardio right now is chasing a ten month old around a jacuzzi tub during bath time.........by the way, has anyone ever tried to bathe a baby in a jacuzzi tub. What the hell - I need a scuba suit to wear while doing that. I get a bath only I'm fully clothed and on the OUTSIDE of the tub. Like I said - I've got writers block. I'm drained - I love every minute of being a mommy - it's wonderful, beautiful and so fulfilling. It's the other day to day shit that gets in my way. You know cooking, cleaning, working........all the mundane crap. If only I could win the lottery!
If anyone has any ideas for juggling it all then I'm all ears! I read other mommy blogs and these women are blogging every day.......I stand in awe. They talk about their eco-friendly cleaning tips and their cloth diapering. Their gourmet granola that is homeade and their sewing projects. Give me a break - am I just that bad at time management or are these women full of crap?? I mean really, after work, dinner, dishes, baths, homework, packing lunches, etc. who in holy hell has time to make "green" cleaning products??? "With just a smidge of dishwashing detergent and some lavender scented oil you can make car wax". "Watch me try it out on my husband's car....yes ladies I buff and wax my hubby's car every weekend". "Oh and I do it in heels and pearls". Seriously - kiss my sweat suit wearing ass!!
Okay - if you got this far I'm sorry........sorry for the rant and for my lack of motivational words. You can't always be Zig Zigler.
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hahaha .... you so crack me up and I still LOVE your humor!!
Could be worse...could go for your annual "cat" visit and be told ..."oh we have a slight YEAST INFECTION HERE" I was like WTF? Did she just say "we"? LOL.....
GREAT....hadn't been to the cat doctor in 2-3 years and wouldn't you know I pick the week it's got a runny nose???? errrrr...LOL
Oh well shit could be worse sister!! Suck it up and move on Barbie!! We'll get there!! haha
OMG - I am about to pee my pants I'm laughing so hard. Well I hope you 2 get over your infection.....LOL!!
I don't know what my problem is - I've decided that I don't really need 2 arms - how much do you think an arm weighs. If I have it removed that has gotta be good for 20 pounds or so right?? Really I need to quit my bitching and just put on my big girl panties. They can't be that much different from the grandma underwear that I have to wear now, right??
(((HUGS)))
Steph, your comments about the uber moms blogging about cloth diapering and food made me laugh. You do realize they are stay at home moms and likely have a maid so they have the spare time to write about all this stuff?! Do not feel guilty about being overwhelmed -- you're a badass working mama and it sounds like you are managing your time well.
Sorry Will had a teething episode. I am refusing to read ahead in my pregnancy book, which means I also refuse to read about the baby still. I figure I have 5 more months.....I'm going to exist in blissful ignorance until after Christmas. :)
Hang in there!
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